Algorithm: Word used by programmers when they don’t want to explain what they did.
Life is too short to remove USB safely
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don’t C#.
Where’s the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.
A programmer’s wife asks him to pick up some groceries on his way home from work. He asks what she needs, and she says to pick up a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen. When he returns home, his wife asks why he brought home 12 gallons of milk, and he responded that they did indeed have eggs.
Yo momma so FAT, she can’t save files bigger than 4 GB.
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, „Can I join you?“
God is real, unless declared integer.
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.